how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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