i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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