return my video game
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
