I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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