it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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