what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Randomize
