For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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