My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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