Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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