Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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