Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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