Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
