One girl and one boy is just not enough.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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