would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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