he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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