I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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