let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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