I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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