WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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