Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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