can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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