So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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