ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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