I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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