I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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