morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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