Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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