okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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