last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
