Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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