Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
17 year olds will be the death of me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We are all done wearing pants today
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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