I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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