I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
