I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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