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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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