16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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