The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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