make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My life is pants optional.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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