Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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