I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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