I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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