I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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