Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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