Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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