Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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