you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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