Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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