the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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