God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
how drunk are you?
Several
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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