playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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