I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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