i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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