I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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